TERMS OF SERVICE
ITEMS ARE FOR "PERSONAL NOVELTY AND ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES" ONLY:

By using this website you agree/declare that you understand fully that all items (herein referred to as "Novelty Product(s)") offered for sale via this website is wholly owned by Quality Printing (herein referred to as the "Vendor") are strictly for "Personal Novelty And Entertainment Purposes Only" and agree/declare all of the following/remaining text of this Terms of Service: I do hereby swear and attest that I will not use this/these "Novelty Product(s)" for illegal purposes of any kind. I also attest that I am at least 18 years of age and do wholly agree to not use any of these "Novelty Product(s)" to misrepresent myself in any way. I understand that the “Vendor” disclaims all warranties, expressed or implied, including, but not limited to, warranties of merchantability and/or fitness for any particular purpose and non-infringement, with regard to any “Novelty Product(s)” ordered. I understand that by ordering any "Novelty Product(s)", I am automatically accepting these terms and conditions and that I will not hold the site operator(s), owner(s) or agent(s) liable for any harm whatsoever, that may be caused either directly or indirectly by any "Novelty Product(s)" ordered from this website. I hereby release the site operator(s), owner(s), agent(s) or entity/entities from any action caused either directly or indirectly by me or any "Novelty Product(s)" ordered from this website. I do swear and attest that I am purchasing this/these "Novelty Product(s)" for my own "Personal Novelty And Entertainment Purposes only", and for no other reason(s). I will not distribute or redistribute any "Novelty Product(s) that I order nor will I permit and person(s) or entity/entities other than myself to view the "Novelty Product(s)" or to use them in an illegal or otherwise improper manner that is in violation of these terms and conditions. I wholly and completely waive any possible right to any possible legal action against the "Vendor", the website owner(s), operator(s), agent(s) or entities for any possible reason in connection with any "Novelty Product(s) sold by the "Vendor". I understand that these "Novelty Product(s) are not being issued by any school, college, university, institution or any city state/provincial or federal/national government agency, municipality or entity and that the "Novelty Product(s)" has/have absolutely no educational value, credit or merit whatsoever. I swear and attest that I will not, in any way, modify the item(s) I receive from the "Vendor". I agree to be bound by the aforementioned terms and conditions. I fully acknowledge that any representation made or given by the "Vendor" is only in relation to my "Personal Novelty And Entertainment Only." I fully acknowledge that images displayed on the Vendor's website and in any electronic mail communication(s) are samples only and that the actual product I receive may differ from any samples shown to me. I attest and declare that I am of legal age of majority and that I have checked the laws of my city, state/province and country and that I am not prohibited by any laws or statutes to possess any type of Novelty Documents for "Novelty And Entertainment Purposes Only." I hereby release the "Vendor" and all persons associated with the sale of any "Novelty Product(s) offered on this website from any liability that may arise from my purchasing and/or owning the "Novelty Product(s)". I fully acknowledge that due to legal reasons, the educational information I submit, including but not limited to, the institution name, geographical location, curriculum, course name(s) and/or the degree/certification is/are subject to modification at the discretion of the "Vendor" and I fully authorize this action without protest. I fully acknowledge that since the "Vendor" makes items that have a specific customer's name printed on them, that all sales are final (no returns or refunds). I fully acknowledge that any information that I fail to provide to the "Vendor" will automatically be provided at the "Vendor's" discretion. I agree that the "Vendor" is not responsible for refund or replacement of any shipment nor any compensation of any kind due to delivery delays, loss, seizure or damage of any kind that may occur during shipping transport to me, nor shall they be liable for any compensation due to any inconvenience that may arise in relation to any item(s) purchased from their website. I claim complete and sole responsibility for any/all legal costs for legal representation required to represent the "Vendor" should I not abide by any/all terms of this agreement. I fully acknowledge that the "Vendor" does not make exact reproductions nor reproduce owned signatures or insignias and that the item(s) I receive will bear a Novelty Item indicator. I fully acknowledge that these written terms and conditions shall prevail over any other form of communication(s) I may have with the "Vendor", including but not limited to, electronic mail or voice telecommunications. I believe all of the aforementioned information to be true and correct and that any incorrect information shall be adopted as my own responsibility. By ordering any "Novelty Product(s)" from the "Vendor", I signify that I have read, understand, and agree to the complete terms and conditions of this agreement in it's entirety and waive any/all possible right of recourse for any/all possible reason(s). I fully and willingly waive all rights to any trial by court or jury as a means of resolving any possible dispute in relation to any product(s) ordered from the "Vendor". Under penalties of perjury, fraud and fines, I do solemnly swear and attest to abide by the aforementioned terms and conditions of sale.